The chemistry was undeniable. Unfortunately, so were the warning signs. 🧪
“Chemistry Is Not a Background Check” is for the women who know attraction can make a suspicious résumé look surprisingly convincing. Featuring a bubbling love potion and heart-shaped poison warning, this tee delivers retro dating humor with just enough emotional damage.
Pair it with denim, sneakers, and the friend who remembers every red flag you conveniently forgot.
-Details-
• Bella + Canvas 4810GD unisex heavyweight tee
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight 6.5 oz./yd² fabric
• Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look
• Relaxed oversized silhouette
• Dropped shoulders and wide sleeves
• Pre-shrunk
• Distressed vintage-inspired graphic
• Professionally printed to order
-Fit-
This is an intentionally relaxed, oversized unisex shirt.
• Order your normal size for the intended oversized fit
• Size down for a slightly more traditional fit
• Size up for an extra-roomy, T-shirt-dress look
Please compare the measurements in the size chart with a shirt you already own and love.
-Please Note-
Each item is made especially for you once your order is placed. Because our products are made to order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color preference, or a change of mind.
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and the garment-dyeing process. Subtle variations in color and texture are part of the shirt’s vintage character.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, please contact us with clear photos so we can make it right.
Chemistry confirmed. Judgment still pending.
Mischief & Cotton