Please take a number. Emotional availability is currently booking several lifetimes out. 🎟️
The Emotionally Available by Appointment Only Tee features a retro take-a-number dispenser and ticket number 99—because access is limited, the waiting list is long and walk-ins will not be accommodated.
It’s perfect for dating-app veterans, selectively available women and anyone whose emotional office hours are subject to change without notice.
Pair it with denim, sneakers and your most professionally unavailable expression.
-Details-
• Bella + Canvas 4810GD oversized heavyweight tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight 6.5 oz./yd² fabric
• Garment-dyed for a washed, lived-in appearance
• Structured streetwear-inspired silhouette
• Oversized unisex fit
• Soft yet substantial feel
• Tear-away label
• Professionally DTG printed
• Made to order especially for you
-Fit-
• This shirt is intentionally oversized—not a standard unisex tee
• Order your usual size for the intended roomy, oversized fit
• Size down for a closer, less oversized fit
• Size up only if you want a dramatically oversized look
• Please compare the size chart with a shirt you already own before ordering
-Care-
• Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle
• Wash with similar colors and mild detergent
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
• Do not use fabric softener
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for the longest life
• Cool iron inside out if necessary
• Do not iron directly over the design
• Do not dry clean
-Please Note-
• Each shirt is made to order, so we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or a change of mind
• Garment-dyed shirts may have slight color variations that make each one unique
• Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen
• If your item arrives damaged, defective or misprinted, please message us promptly with clear photos so we can make it right
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