Dressed like the responsible friend. Behaved like a completely different person. ⚠️👟
The Dressed for Better Decisions Tee is for anyone who selected the perfect outfit, recognized every warning sign and proceeded anyway. Featuring a breezy sundress, retro sneakers and one thoroughly ignored caution cone, it’s a wearable tribute to excellent styling and questionable judgment.
Pair it with denim, biker shorts and friends willing to provide an alibi—or at least a ride home.
-Details-
• Bella + Canvas 4810GD oversized heavyweight tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight 6.5 oz./yd² fabric
• Garment-dyed for a washed, lived-in appearance
• Structured streetwear-inspired silhouette
• Oversized unisex fit
• Soft yet substantial feel
• Tear-away label
• Professionally DTG printed
• Made to order especially for you
-Fit-
• This shirt is intentionally oversized—not a standard unisex tee
• Order your usual size for the intended roomy, oversized fit
• Size down for a closer, less oversized fit
• Size up only if you want a dramatically oversized look
• Please compare the size chart with a shirt you already own before ordering
-Care-
• Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle
• Wash with similar colors and mild detergent
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
• Do not use fabric softener
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for the longest life
• Cool iron inside out if necessary
• Do not iron directly over the design
• Do not dry clean
-Please Note-
• Each shirt is made to order, so we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or a change of mind
• Garment-dyed shirts may have slight color variations that make each one unique
• Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen
• If your item arrives damaged, defective or misprinted, please message us promptly with clear photos so we can make it right
The outfit had potential. The decision-making did not.
Mischief & Cotton