đź‘˝ The disguise is convincing from a reasonable distance.
“Ready to Pass as Human” features one extremely professional extraterrestrial performing a final wardrobe adjustment before sending its subject back into society. Nothing unusual here. Please continue with your regularly scheduled Earth activities.
Made for alien enthusiasts, science-fiction fans, and anyone doing a questionable job of blending in. Pair it with biker shorts, distressed denim, or boots for an oversized look that appears almost entirely human.
-Details-
• Bella + Canvas 4810GD heavyweight garment-dyed T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Substantial 6.5 oz. fabric
• Oversized unisex silhouette
• Structured streetwear-inspired fit
• Relaxed, roomy construction
• Washed vintage coloring
• Tear-away label
• Professionally DTG printed
• Made to order
• Available in multiple colors
• Sizes S–3XL
-Fit-
This shirt has an intentionally oversized, roomy unisex fit.
Order your usual size for the intended oversized streetwear look. Size down for a slightly closer fit, or size up for an extra-roomy silhouette.
Please check the size chart before ordering.
-Care-
Machine wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with similar colors and mild detergent.
Tumble dry low or hang dry for the longest-lasting print. Do not use fabric softener or iron directly over the design. Do not dry clean.
-Please Note-
The garment-dyeing process creates subtle variations in color and texture, making every shirt slightly different.
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings, garment color, and the printing process.
Because each shirt is made to order, returns or exchanges for an incorrect size or color selection are not accepted. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, please reach out so we can make it right.
Close enough. Avoid prolonged eye contact.
Mischief & Cotton