👽 She crossed the galaxy just to discover that Earth is entirely too much.
Tired of Your Earth Shit features one impeccably dressed alien woman casually removing an especially troublesome human from her immediate surroundings. Bold editorial typography, vintage sci-fi styling and exactly zero interplanetary patience.
Wear it oversized with denim, boots or whatever you’d choose for your official departure from Earth.
-Details-
• AS Colour 5082 oversized faded T-shirt
• 100% carded cotton
• Heavyweight 7.1 oz./yd² fabric
• Garment-dyed for a faded, lived-in appearance
• Boxy oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing
• Preshrunk
• Tear-away label
• Vintage-inspired front graphic
• Professionally DTG printed
• Made to order
-Fit-
This is a structured oversized T-shirt with a boxy silhouette, dropped shoulders and roomy sleeves.
Choose your usual size for the intended oversized fit. Size down for a neater silhouette or size up for an extra-roomy streetwear look.
Please review the size chart and garment photos carefully before ordering.
-Care-
• Machine wash cold and inside out
• Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent
• Do not use fabric softener
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longest life
• Cool iron inside out when necessary
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry-clean
-Please Note-
The garment-dye process creates natural differences in color and shading, making each shirt slightly unique.
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and the printing process.
Because every shirt is made to order, returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or color selection are not accepted. If your item arrives damaged, defective or misprinted, please reach out with photos so we can make it right.
Earth reviewed. One star. Would not return.
Mischief & Cotton