🌀 Not spiraling. Just conducting an unnecessarily thorough investigation.
Not Spiraling—Just Exploring Every Possible Outcome features a surreal maze of impossible staircases, mysterious doors and one tiny figure diligently examining every route to nowhere.
It’s made for overthinkers, contingency planners and anyone who has already considered twelve possible outcomes for a situation that hasn’t happened.
Wear it oversized with denim, leggings or whatever you normally wear while mentally revisiting every decision you’ve made since 2007.
-Details-
• Bella + Canvas 4810GD unisex heavyweight garment-dyed tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heavyweight 6.5 oz./yd² fabric
• Structured oversized fit
• Garment-dyed for a washed, lived-in appearance
• Streetwear-inspired silhouette
• Tear-away label
• Vintage-inspired front graphic
• Professionally DTG printed
• Made to order
-Fit-
This is a structured unisex tee with an intentionally oversized, roomy silhouette.
Choose your usual size for the intended oversized fit. Size down for a neater fit or size up for an extra-roomy streetwear look.
Please review the size chart and garment photos carefully before ordering.
-Care-
• Machine wash cold and inside out
• Use a gentle cycle with mild detergent
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
• Do not use fabric softener
• Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longest life
• Cool iron inside out when necessary
• Do not iron directly over the printed design
• Do not dry-clean
-Please Note-
The garment-dye process creates natural differences in color and shading, making each shirt slightly unique.
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and the printing process.
Because every shirt is made to order, returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or color selection are not accepted. If your item arrives damaged, defective or misprinted, please reach out with photos so we can make it right.
Every route considered. No conclusions reached.
Mischief & Cotton